I, Meatball
I once had a job balancing the daily income and pooled tips of a saloon. At the time, it was the earliest morning job I'd ever had. They gave me a key and the entry code, and I would let myself into the bar, sometimes when it was still dark outside. Kind of an old-timey place. "Wild west" ambiance. Not unearned, either. There was some legitimate history, there. I'd go and turn on the kitchen lights. Get things going. The place had a menu. "Buffalo" burger. "Rattlesnake" wings. "Prickly pear" potato skins. That sort of thing. Every morning when I'd turn on those kitchen lights, the walls would run away from me. It was incredible how efficient cockroaches are at running away. Top-tier scattering skills. It was a historic building on the national registry. It makes it hard to renovate and properly exterminate pests in old buildings like that. Expensive. Especially in a facility serving food and beverages. Being a "historic build...